Forget the Blarney Stone, we want some Blarney Boners! Today is St. Patrick's Day, and we're not about to not check out some of the hottest and juiciest celebrity Irish cocks. No way no how. In case you didn't already know, Irish men have some of the biggest penises in all of the land, and we're just lucky that so many of them have shared their endowed dongage with the world. If you like 'em girthy and long, you're in the right place.
But today, we're not just bringing you the biggest Irish penises on Mr. Man. We're bringing you the biggest Irish penises on Mr. Man... in GIF form! These lovingly-crafted GIFs perfectly showcase the magic that is the Irish cock. These Irish men will leave you green with envy! Check out all of the gorgeous nekkedness below, and hit the playlist at the top of this page if you want to see full scenes of fat Irish cocks.
(Of course, he was never cuter than he was in this homoerotic scene from American Outlaws)
Martin McCann in The Survivalist
Jamie Dornan in Fifty Shades Of Grey
Jonathan Rhys-Meyers in Tangled
Liam Neeson in Under Suspicion
Let's get a closer look up in hur...
Robert Sheehan in The Song of Sway Lake
The scene is quick, but we promise it's big...
