Surely you have heard the good news by now: Harry Styles is back on the market. He and Olivia Wilde are "taking a break" from their nearly two-year relationship. I consider a break to be a break-up jr. so I think it is safe to say that Harry is free to mingle now that he is basically single. Now I know that I do not personally know Harry nor do I run in his circles, but a girl can dream! Harry is hot and single, so to quote Shania Twain: "let's go, girls."
To go full celebrity gossip for a moment, it is no surprise to me that the pair have broken up now that Don't Worry Darling has been released and panned. I had a feeling that that might happen after all of the stress and controversy surrounding the film during the Venice Film Festival over the summer. It seemed like a lot for the couple to go through together. Had the film been celebrated more widely, I think that they could have worked it out. But this is Hollyweird, folks. Film controversy can make or break a couple that made the movie together.
Harry is an undeniable heartthrob and everyone is obsessed with him - and I do mean everyone! Men, women, and everyone in between lust over this brown-haired, British twink who loves to tease us with his sexuality. Maybe that is why I find his singlehood so exciting. Perhaps he will be open to trying his luck with a guy this time around, much as he did in this year's other epic Harry film My Policeman.
Wouldn't that be something? Imagine if Harry had become so inspired by his gay scene in My Policeman that he decided to really give being gay a go in the real world. Now that is something I am hopeful for!
My Policeman was when we saw great views of Harry swapping spit with another man, the two of them taking off their pants in the bedroom and really going for it. This is when we finally got a great view of Harry's hiney. Oh, how beautiful that British bum is. Officer, you might have to arrest me because I feel horny for Harry in ways that are so naughty that they are probably illegal. If being hot for Harry is wrong, then I definitely don't want to be right.
His scenes in My Policeman with his hottie co-star David Dawson were actually better than I anticipated. I was uncertain whether or not we would see ass, but lo and behold we did. In fact, I wonder if Olivia saw these scenes and found them so convincing that she thought it was best to let him be free to explore his true gay self. Yes, I know that I am basically writing Harry Styles is Gay fan fiction with that thought! As previously stated: a girl can dream and I am dreaming about Harry Styles!
