Jake Johnson is HOT right now. Everyone wants to know more about the hunk from New Girl who is starring in the upcoming series Minx. Some photos have been circulating on Twitter that shows Jake wearing delightfully tight pants and 70s button-down shirts that are unbuttoned just enough to show an appealing amount of chest hair. Yes, that's hot! He has everyone wondering: has Jake Johnson ever gone nude?
I'll cut to the chase and give you our bad news: he has not gone nude. I know. It's a HUGE bummer. He has gotten shirtless and it's been surprising and sweet to see just how sexy he is in those shirtless scenes. So what is it about him that we all love so much? I think it's because he seems so authentic. He's real. He's a Chicago native who doesn't put on any airs even with all of his Hollywood success. He still feels like a guy you could have a meet-cute with at the grocery store.
He was the drinking buddy of our dreams in the heartwarming Joe Swanberg film Drinking Buddies in 2013 where he played a beer brewer who had a too-close friendship with a coworker who was a total mess. This movie made me want to go to Chicago and drink at every local brewery until I found me my own Jake Johnson.
He did have a comical and hot striptease scene the following year in Let's Be Cops. Put me under lock and key because I am SO horny for Jake doing this little bit of stripping that it should be illegal. I might need a restraining order to stop me from climbing all over this man.
No, Jake Johnson has never gone nude. But will he? I remain hopeful. Minx is going to be sexy for sure based on the stills that have been released. Until then, watch Jake get instructed to take off his clothes and "shake his dick". We didn't see that dick, but a girl can dream...and every girl and boy currently is!
