Celebs with the biggest penises, we see you today, and always. No fooling around here - except with yourself! This April Fool's Day we're flipping the script by rounding up the actors with the biggest tools. Because - fooled ya - it's not actually April Fool's Day, it's April Tools Day.
All of the cocks you will find below are worth celebrating today and always. We've been blessed with a growing, ahem, number of big penises seen in movies and television shows in the past few years. Plus, a scroll through our nudity archives reveals that men of years past also proudly displayed their thick, long manhood for the world to see. Men have always been exhibitionists, especially when they have hot and heavy exhibits dangling between their thighs. Without further ado, we give the biggest tools in Hollywood!
Biggest Celebrity Penises From Movies And Television
1) Joaquín Ferreira Penis in Club de Cuervos
2) Kookie Ryan and Papou in Nymphomaniac Vol. II
3) Jesse LaVercombe Penis in Violation
4) Michael Fassbender Penis in Shame
5) Thaddeus Rahming Penis in Hall Pass
6) Liam Neeson Penis in Under Suspicion
7) Ben Affleck Penis in Gone Girl
8) Gaspard Ulliel Penis in To The Ends Of The World
9) Tom Mercier Penis in Synonyms
10) Tor Erik Bøe Penis in Anti Reproductive Mating Ritual
11) Parker Marx Penis in Corn
12) Boomer Banks Penis in Unfinished Business
13) Siddhartha Rajan Penis in Easy
