Hilarious musician Jemaine Clement is the type of long and lean Kiwi we'd endure the brutal flight to New Zealand for, if it meant a chance to touch his Ki-weiner. Growing up in New Zealand, in college Jemain became buddies with both Taika Waititi and Bret McKenzie. With Taika, he made a bunch of hilarious stage shows and eventually made his screen debut on an episode of The Tribe, while with Bret he formed the band Flight of the Conchords. As a comedic musical pair, the two found tons of success, which led to a show of the same name debuting on HBO in 2007. Jemaine was nominated for a Primetime Emmy for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series, Outstanding Writing for a Comedy Series, and Outstanding Original Music and Lyrics for his work on that series, which ended in 2009 because the band was running out of songs moreso than running out of viewers. Who would risk taking Jemain off of the famously cool with nudity network? After all, Clement gets us as hard as cement! Thanks to his HBO show, Jemaine, who had already written the screenplays for Tongan Ninja (2002) and the short film What We Do in the Shadows: Interviews with Some Vampires (2005), became a legitimate Hollywood star, killing it as the plagiarizing dbag fantasy author Ronald Chevalier in Gentleman Broncos (2009) and the obnoxious artist Kieran in Dinner for Schmucks (2010). After playing Boris the Animal, who'd really prefer to just be called Boris, in Men in Black 3 (2012), Jemaine and Taika reteamed to expand their short film into the legendary comedy flick that became a legendary TV show What We Do in the Shadows (2014). We'd do both Jemaine and Taika in the shadows or right out in the open! After voicing the crab Tamatoa in Moana (2016). Jemaine finally showed us some skin as sensitive Colombia professor Julian Renaut in the HBO drama Divorce. Jemaine brings the sex to the city by railing Sarah Jessica Parker, though we only see him in a towel as they get in a fight about her kids. We saw Jemaine sunbathing in his sexiest seventies style skivvies as Oliver Bird on Legion, then hits the beach in some board shirts in Brad's Status (2017). Reteaming with Aubrey Plaza, our statues is super horny when Jemain bulges out of some boxer briefs in An Evening with Beverly Luff Linn (2018). Later, he bangs her from behind as she sticks her head in a drying machine. It might be the only way to keep your panties dry around Jemaine! Currently, Jemain's about to keep it serious as Dr. Ian Garvin in a bunch of Avatar sequels. Hopefully he tosses his clothes aside at one point. We're far from done draining the main vain to Jemaine!
