Joe Gorga Nude

Joe Gorga? More like Joe Gorgeous! The real-life brother of The Real Housewives of New Jersey star Teresa Guidice, Joe's a Jersey boy who was just a basic Italian stallion killing it in the real estate industry until his wife since 2004, Melissa Gorga, joined The Real Housewives of New Jersey in 2010. A meatball of muscle, Joe's dealt with all sorts of drama on the show, from a season two brawl after another cast member said something about his wife, to feuding with his sister for not sticking up for him hard enough when the other ladies trashed him, all the way to dealing with women who deny they hooked up back in the day. But our favorite scene from the show wasn't dramatic at all. It was a showering shot when we got to watch Joe soap down before he goes for a naked stroll around the house until he hits a giant walk in closet full of fancy clothes. Balls are blurred, but bravo to Bravo for letting us see that ass. Round of applause, we'd clap those cheeks! But we don't know why they call Jersey "The Garden State" because it looks like Joe shaves every hedge from top to tail. Our bald beefcake has also been doing some standup comedy around the USA while still flipping houses on the side. But the 12 year reality TV vet hasn't forgotten about his on screen duties. Take a long look at this sexy Italian lunk because he's bound to be burning up the small screen with even more appearances on RHONJ. We'd really love to play housewife to Joe Gorga!