The Real Housewives of New Jersey (2009-2016)

Life isn't all roses in The Garden State on Bravo's The Real Housewives of New Jersey (2009). The fourth installment of the Real Housewives franchise, this one kicked off in 2009 by being the first installment to ever use family members as cast members via Caroline Manzo and her sister Dina Cantin, as well as Dina's sister-in-law Jacqueline Laurita. Teresa Giudice wasn't related to anyone, but the table flipping firecracker was sure to make for good television, as was busty babe Danielle Staub. Over the course of fourteen seasons the cast has changed a ton of time, but the constant drama has been ever present. Highlights include when Teresa flipped the table and compared Kathy Wakile to cancer that needed to be cut out, when Danielle Staub yanked poor Margaret Joseph's ponytail, when Melissa Gorga thought she could bring sprinkle cookie to a family party only to see them tossed in the trash, and the infamous brawl in Lake George. But while Mr. Man is always down for some drama, he's mostly in the mood for dude. To that end, he's always tuned into RHONJ for the Jersey Boys willing to take their clothes off for the camera. One of the horniest men alive, Melissa's short king husband Joe Gorga famously compared his man-goo to poison that his wife needed to pull down her panty-dotes to help him release. We'll save you, Joe! We realized he is a husband we wouldn't mind being a housewife to after seeing him undress to get in the shower. His cock is blurred out, but his firm buns aren't. Even with that blur, we're loving what we see! Sign us up for that toxic dick from the dude in The Real Housewives of New Jersey!