What Would Ryan Lochte Do? (2013)

Because people only care about swimming every four years when the Olympics come around, fame for the masters of the pool can be quite fleeting. Infamy, even more so. Ryan Lochte is a competitive swimmer and a twelve-time Olympic medalist who blew up from being a bozo and offending the entire nation of Brazil. Basically, the epitome of the dumb joke stereotype known for his catchphrase "jeah" made up a story about being robbed by fake police in Brazil during the 2016 Olympics, when really, he'd just been yelled at by security guards for peeing outside. But before that disgrace, Ryan had earned reality show gold by scoring his own series on E! called What Would Ryan Lochte Do? To answer the question posed by the show’s title---Who cares! Not viewers. This one only lasted one season, but as long as Ryan doesn’t wear a shirt, he can do whatever he damn well pleases! The series followed Ryan as he trained for future swimming events, spent time with his friends and family, and tried to find a girl worthy of his time. Though the show has been banished to the reality show dung heap, the eight existing episodes harvested some golden shots of the tall, statuesque, and overly handsome swimmer in his Speedos and his underwear. Grab a tissue, your little swimmers are gonna end up there! Mr. Man might not know how to do the butterfly stroke, but he knows he gets butterflies in his stomach and ends up stroking it, whenever Ryan hops out of the pool to do some shirtless burpees, shows his six-pack while standing around in his boxer briefs, or just showing his amazing body while swimming in the pool. It's enough to make you drool! Jeah! What Would Mr. Man do? Ryan Lochte, any chance he got!