Joerg Stadler is a German actor, but don't hold that against him—hold him against us! He was the captured German soldier, Steamboat Willie, in Saving Private Ryan (1998), and has continued to save his privates for private consumption. Is it a game? Well, it was a Spy Game (2001) opposite Brad Pitt, where Joerg played an East German spy left behind enemy lines. Well, we draw the line at Hotel Splendide (2000), a British dark comedy with Toni Collette. The movie about a weird health resort has a scene in with Joerg strips down to tiny black briefs and gets blindfolded on a gurney. Sound sexy? It is!
