Hotel Splendide (2000)

Kath (Toni Collette) is a colorful cook who arrives at the titular Hotel Splendide (2000), only to throw everything into absolute chaos. The Hotel Splendide is extremely unique. Not only is it a giant health resort that specializes in crazy stuff like eel-based meals, seaweed dinners, and a wild amount of colonics but moreso than that, the Hotel offers extreme isolation. The only way in or out is a ferry that only runs once a month. The hotel has been run by Mrs. Blanche (Imogen Claire) for decades, but when she dies its up to Mrs. Blanche's mama's boy son Dezmond (Stephen Tompkinson) to keep things going. Kath used to go out with Ronald Blanche (Daniel Craig), a fellow chef who is still on the island alongside his sister Cora (Katrin Cartlidge). Kath spices up Ronald's life both in the kitchen and in the bedroom, so it's not long before the delicate balance in the Blanche world is interrupted. With all these weirdos trapped together with nothing but seaweed to eat and enemas for entertainment, it's not long before things get truly insane. While Kath brings radical recipes to the resort, costar cuties Daniel Craig and Hugh O'Conor bring the dudity! Craig shows off his amazing ass in bed while his body is intertwined with a young woman, while Hugh bares plump cheeks and even his mid-air member doing some skinny dipping on the island. We'd love a little colon therapy, if you catch our drift! Talk about boner appetite! Beyond that, Joerg Stadler ends up on a slab as a dead body, but only lets us see his bulge in some undies. Still, those are some splendidly doable dudes in Hotel Splendide!