Ordinary Decent Criminal (2000)

Five years after he was one of the usual suspects Kevin Spacey tried to become an Ordinary Decent Criminal (2000). Well, not quite. Loosely based off the true story of "The General," Martin Cahill, the film follows criminal genius Michael Lynch (Kevin Spacey). Pretty far from an everyday crook, Michael is a man of extraordinary prowess - cunning, sexy, and sardonic. From robbing the rich and giving to the poor, to countless moments of outwitting the police, to having two wives (who are sisters even!), Michael Lynch loves his life and the chaotic pleasures it brings. He's even become a bit of a local celebrity in Dublin thanks to his bravery, bravado, and refusal to get any bystanders hurt when he's doing his job. Since he's all about the prestige more than the pennies and pounds, Michael decides it'd make a huge splash if he stole a 45-million-dollar Caravaggio painting. The problem is, the IRA want to get their hands on his stolen loot, and Officer Noel Quigley (Stephen Dillane) is hot on his tail. He could probably bail on that heist, lie low, hide out and stay out of prison. But Michael craves the limelight so much that he can't bring himself to do it. Is Michael going to do the crime and end up doing the time, or can he stay one step ahead one more time? Knock, knock, Kevin are you decent? Unfortunately, yes, Kevin keeps his clothes on for the vast majority of the flick. However, at one point we get to see a pre-cancellation Kevin getting blown by one of his babes. His hairy chest looks amazing as he enjoys that beej! Later, we'll get a body double bending over and showing their ass. No, it's not really Kev, but that mooning scene is close enough! They're far from extraordinary, but those are some decent skin scenes in Ordinary Decent Criminal.