He's not the Republican governor of Florida, he's an absolute skyscraper of a sexy man! Yes, John DeSantis is six foot nine and fine, fine, fine! This British Columbian cutie has a strong jaw and a stronger body to match. We'd climb him like a tree! Since there are few human beings, never mind actors as big as he is, it's not surprising that he specializes in tall guy roles. After debuting as a giant thug in the TV show Police Academy: The Series, John landed the leading role of Lurch on Fox Family's The New Addams Family. You don't want to know what we asked Thing T. Thing to do for us every time he was on screen! As soon as we heard duh duh duh duh, snap snap, we knew it was time to fap, fap, fap! John's big bod hit the big screen as Ragnar the Dour in The 13th Warrior (1999), and most memorably the giant junkyard based serial killer The Juggernaut in Thir13en Ghosts (2001). John was Padeen in Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (2003), and really did well as Throne in the gone too soon cult classic Blade: The Series. For the most alluring look at John, take a peek at the sex comedy The Long Weekend (2005). At one point, John's a sexy jail cellmate who bares buns when some lucky (even if he doesn't feel that way) man gets put in a cell with John, and the towering titan takes his pants off. While we know he's packing a horse cock, we only get to see John's buns from behind. Check out his long hairy legs! No pants? No problem! These buns will make you long and hard all weekend. John moved on to play the alien Volm soldier Shaq on Falling Skies, Gustov the vampire in Van Helsing, and the theatre troupe member known only as the bald man in A Series of Unfortunate Events. Most recently he played Darius in the Bruce Willis prison drama Collective Measures (2022). At six foot nine inches tall, we'd love to see how John measures up below the belt. We're gonna need to see that big D John DeSantis!
