John Patrick Jordan Nude

When he’s not writing or acting, John Patrick Jordan is closely following the comings and goings of the Detroit Lions. I’m sure we’d all love to play fantasy football with this tall glass of hunk. In 2003 John made his acting debut on an episode of the long running soap Days of Our Lives. If you blink, you'll more than likely miss him. And if you don’t have a video rental card, you missed his appearances in the straight to video flicks One of Them (2003), Dr. Moreau’s House of Pain (2004) and The Wailer (2006). John returned to the world of soaps and snagged two episodes portraying “Young Guy #2” on the crotch teasing afternoon drama Passions. After his memorable role in the stoner horror comedy flick Evil Bong (2006), John jumped from various television shows like CSI: Miami, Cold Case and Mad Men. The young and determined actor caught Mr. Man's eye as “Scott Stiffler” in American Pie Presents: The Book of Love (2009), one of the many hilarious sequels in the series. In the movie, John loses a game of strip poker and is forced to streak through the snow, chased by a sex-crazed moose. The scene is more funny than sexy, but it gave us just a peek at John’s real talents. Unfortunately, John’s roles in Evil Bong 3-D: The Wrath of Bong (2011) and Beach Bar: The Movie (2012) didn’t call for any nudity, but let’s hope John drops his pants and gives us a better look at his man parts in the next installment of the Evil Bong series.