Joseph Anthony Sexy

Joseph Anthony is the kind of depraved and hunky actor that we adore. This tanned hottie with beach-bum hair has starred in Dead Students Society (1998), Troma's Edge TV (2000), Hamster PSA (1997) and Marilyn Monroe Was Here (1997). He shows up shirtless in blue swim trunks in Tromeo and Juliet (1996) as Fabio whose abs go on for days. He also has an enormous penis monster which he presents to a bikini-clad young lady. That isn't a euphemism like 'oh his huge penis is a monster'. We mean it literally. His penis in Tromeo and Juliet is a monster with a vicious head of its own.