Keith Allen Nude

These days he's better known as Alfie and Lily's dad, but in his day Keith Allen was one of Britain's most famous funny men. After a rough-and-tumble adolescence that found him in and out of juvenile hall, Alfie found his calling in comedy and started doing stand-up as the opening act for rock bands like The Clash. Keith broke through into the mainstream while performing at London's Comedy Store in the late '70s, and he appeared on the variety series The Comic Strip Presents..., as a TV presenter and in a series of big-screen comedies throughout the '80s and '90s. But Keith is equally as comfortable in dramatic roles as in comedic ones, and it was in one of the former, Danny Boyle's 1994 film Shallow Grave, that he showed us the Allen family jewels lying naked and supine on a bed. Too bad he didn't laugh himself stiff, though. Keith Allen's showbiz career has continued to flourish on the boob tube and silver screen, including roles in TV series such as The Keith and Paddy Picture Show, Genius, The Pembrokeshire Murders, Midsomer Murders, and Agatha Raisin. Recent movies with Keith include Rise of the Footsoldier: Origins (2021), La Cha Cha (2021), Save the Cinema (2022), and more. Keith may not have come out with more masturbation fuel in recent years, but Man Central will never stop looking for more of Keith's cute little tushy on camera. Mr. Allen will give us something to wank over in the very near future!