The Best Film and TV Nudity of 2017

Best Picture
Zac Efron

Zack Efron's dick and balls. 'Nuf said! When the Disney-star-turned-bonerfide-Hollywood-A-lister signed on for the R-rated comedy Dirty Grandpa, we hoped for the best. Little did we know the insanely gorgeous actor would introduce his Zack sack and schlong to the world. Mix in ample looks at his beefy buns in a hornet thong, and you have the year's most buzzed about dudity! After seeing Dirty Grandpa, you'll need to do some cleaning up...

Best Butt
Garrett Clayton

Every once in a while, a nude scene comes along so breathtaking that it seems no accolade could do it justice. For now, “Best Butt” will have to suffice in describing former Disney twink Garrett Clayton’s truly epic ass shot in King Cobra. While portraying gay porn legend Brent Corrigan, Clayton pulls down his pants to reveal the definition of a bubble butt as well as the iconic Corrigan star tattoo on a porn set. That’ll get you porny!

Best Full Frontal
Dominic Allburn

2016 was the year of the peen, but ripped and ridiculously sexy The Model star Dominic Allburn easily takes the cake. Cake. Cake. Cake. Before skinny-dipping, Allburn strips off his robe to reveal a chiseled body that Michelangelo himself couldn’t have sculpted. Of course, you can also see his juicy fat cock and perfect balls. Allburn will have you Allsperm! #Sorrynotsorry

Best Gay Scene
Colby Keller & Max Jenkins

When it comes to hot gay sex, the web series turned full-fledged HBO comedy High Maintenance really isn't dicking around! Or maybe it is. In the very first episode, series star Max Jenkins gets pounded over the counter by real-life porn legend Colby Keller in glorious slow motion. It's equal parts hilarious and hot, and we're loving that both actors are actually gay. Looks like Jenkins is the one having to do the maintenance...

Celeb Nude Debut
Usher

We Usher you that there was no hotter Celeb Nude Debut in 2016 than Usher’s ass out performance in Hands of Stone! In this boxing biopic, the singer-turned-actor takes on the challenging role of Sugar Ray Leonard. He’s a knockout both in and out of the ring, and really has us bare-knuckling when he shows off his heavyweight ass during a steamy sex scene.

Best Nudecomer
McCaul Lombardi

If you've seen the indie drama American Honey, it shouldn't take much to convince you that McCaul Lombardi is the year's Best Nudecomer. In his most memorable peen scene (yes, there are more than one), the surfer chic blondie casually whips out his hot cock and balls in the parking lot in front of a van full of people! Forget Honey, McCaul will get you sticky!

Best TV Show

In 2016's crowded man meat market, Bret Easton Ellis's latest salacious project, The Deleted, earns the honor of Best TV Show. The recipe for Bret's success? Seven tight asses from model-gorgeous actors such as Will Peltz and Spencer Neville in a plot about twentysomethings solving the mystery behind their insatiable sex drives. You can't make this stuff up!

Best Gay Movie

If you like your feature-length gay flicks with some feature-length gay cock, there was no better place to look in 2016 than the indie dramedy Shared Rooms! None of the hot actors are afraid to express their homosensuality on screen, but our favorite moment happens when the yummy Justin Xavier descends the stairs with his fluffed out, flopping cock on full display. He then gets on his knees to blow Alexander Niel Miller! Shared Rooms? We want to Share Fluids!

Celebrity Big Brother

Where do we even begin when describing the year's Best Reality Show, Celebrity Big Brother? Lewis Bloor shows off his uncut cock in multiple scenes, including while he’s hard in the shower! Let's see, Bloor also lets his balls hang out of his tighty whities and flaunts his fabulous fanny. As if that weren't enough, he's joined by Frankie Grande, who has a ball slip! More like Best Reali-tea Bag Show!

Best Ass-Eating
Jonathan Groff & Michael Rosen

In 2016, HBO gave fans of the canceled but beloved series Looking some semblance of closure with Looking: The Movie. There was no closure for star Michael Rosen, however, because in the year's best ass-eating scene he opens wide up for gay actor Jonathan Groff, who goes to chow town on Rosen's bun buffet! Looks like a hole lot of fun!

Best Masturbation Scene
50 Cent

Rapper turned actor Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson grabbed headlines in 2016 when he flashed his moneymaker on the Starz series, Power. Three episodes into the fourth season, we get a great close-up as the stud jerks his thick dick. We guess his name is JACKson for a reason!

Best Blowjob
Jimmy Shaw & Sean Maher

Wow, this movie really blows. Literally! There are few things sexier than seeing a hot and heavy on-screen blowjob. Jimmy Shaw and Sean Maher up the man-te in People You May Know when they deliver implied ass to mouth in a passionate bedroom scene. Sean pounds Jimmy before Jimmy keeps the party going by blowing Sean to completion! Hey, good (blow) job guys!

Best Foreign Movie

We can thank the Parisians for the Best Foreign Film of 2016, Paris 05:59: Théo & Hugo, which features hard cock and unsimulated sex! As the titular couple, cuties Geoffrey Couët and François Nambot butter each other's baguettes at a naughty nightclub while engaging in real blowjobs and real anal sex. C’est Magnifique!

Best Network TV Nudity
Milo Ventimiglia

2016 was, hands down, the year of Milo Ventimiglia, and we're sure that his almost unprecedented ass flash on the very first episode of the soapy network drama This Is Us doesn't hurt his celebrity status! We hope that Milo inspires other insanely hot actors to strip down for parched primetime viewers.

Best Hardcore
Chance Feandro & Grayson Lange

If you don't like the idea of cute twinks having unsimulated sex and even coming in each other's mouths, Enemies with Benefits is probably not for you. Oh, you're interested? Then you won't believe the amount of real life PEENetration between the toned young hotties. It's an instant Mr. Man Hall of Fame title that you'll want to visit over and over again.

Best Skinnydip
Ralph Fiennes

Ralph Fiennes has never been one to shy away from dudity, and in the 2016 indie hit A Bigger Splash, the oh-so-fine Fiennes goes for a dick-out dip in front of the equally dreamy Matthias Schoenaerts! Tell us that doesn't make A Bigger Splash in your pants!

Best Shower Scene
Ebon Moss-Bachrach

When guys get clean in the shower, we get dirty! Scrufftastic Girls star Ebon Moss-Bachrach is one tall drink of water. In the third episode of the second to last season, Ebon finally delivers the E-dong while taking an outdoor shower on his Honeymoon. Looks like a rolling bone does gather Moss! Wait, does that make sense? Oh well, check out the clip to see his dick!

Best Outdoor Sex
Shia LaBeouf

We just can't quit Shia LaBeouf here at Mr. Man, and after seeing his hot outdoor sex scene in American Honey, you'll understand why! The LaBeoufcake's passionate romp in the grass leads to a look at his penis as he thrusts away. With the up close and personal positioning of the camera, you can pretend that you're the one getting LaBeoufed!

Best BDSM
Joaquín Ferreira

Fans of Joaquin Ferreira will know that he has a wild porn past and that on the last season of Club de Cuervos he flashed his massive uncut cock. For the second go around of Netflix's first Spanish-language series, a bound and gagged Joaquín delivers the year's hottest BDSM scene in a kinky leather getup! It's BDSMmm mmm good!

Best Interracial
Cameron Monaghan & Jeff Pierre

Ginger dream Cameron Monaghan has been wowing audiences as the openly gay (and perennially nude) Ian on Showtime's Shameless for seven seasons. This time around he gets interracy with a hunky firefighter (played by Jeff Pierre). Cameron received a brief hand job before Pierre hops out of bed to suit up, exposing his glorious glutes in the process!

Best Threesome
Nick Jonas & Jared North

We don't want to sound biassed, but we would literally do anything for the insanely gorgeous Nick Jonas. He is a sex god and we worship him and his luscious body hair, adorable face, and ripped bod. Needless to say, his MMF three-way and gay kiss with Jared North on Kingdom is worth watching over, and over, and over again, and is definitely one of the year's hottest scenes!

Best Twink
Nick Robinson

You may remember Nick Robinson as the older brother in the blockbuster Jurassic World, but we're aggressively touching ourselves to his nude appearance in Being Charlie! Wait, what? Robinson is the definition of twink, and this peek at his plump cheeks during a doctor’s visit just can't be beat! We twink you'll like it.

Best Uncut Cock
Rob Callender

Game of Thrones fans looking for frontal got more than they bargained for in 2016 with Rob Callender's epic nude scene! The well-lit and crystal clear close-up features his hot uncut cock, and the HD Blu-ray version will make you feel like he's really bare! We mean, there. It's safe to say that Rob is an uncut above the rest!

Best Gay Kiss
Michael Johnston & Khylin Rhambo

The MTV series Teen Wolf has become THE place to see hot and horny twink pieces in action. These wolves definitely enjoy heavy petting, and in the second episode of the sixth season, Michael Johnson and Khylin Rhambo steam up the locker room with a passionate gay make out! More like Teen Woof!

Best Dirty Talk
Andrew Rannells & Corey Stoll

The boys of Girls are all dirty talk and all action during a comical, nut-busting scene! We mean, gut-busting. The sexy series regular Andrew Rannells (who portrays one of our favorite gay characters on television) pounds bossy bottom Corey Stoll while getting very specific instructions. Needless to say, this scene really Stoll the show!

Best Sex Against Wall
Tom Hiddleston

Beautiful Brit Tom Hiddleston received accolades for his performance in the series The Night Manager. We're more interested in Tom's CRACKolades, and in one scene the former Mr. Taylor Swift lets his ass—and only his ass—hang out while pounding Elizabeth Debicki against a wall! The surprisingly lengthy shot definitely makes this an unforgettable scene.

Best Hung Hottie
Isiah Maxwell

Size queens, rejoice! Last year, Showtime got kinky with its BDSM series Submission. In the fifth episode, Submission sends us on an emission mission by featuring porn actor Isiah Maxwell's gargantuan cock during a photo shoot! It's truly dickture perfect.

Best Back From the Dead Nudity
Kit Harington

Arguably the most hyped scene on the dude tube in 2016 was Jon Snow's return from the beyond on Game of Thrones. While we all believed that Jon was still alive, no one could have anticipated that his return in the third episode of the sixth season would include a look at his sculpted ass! More like Kit Bare-ington.

Best Web Star Gone Nude
Cameron Dallas

Well hello, Cameron Dallas. With an avid social media following, it makes sense that Netflix would want to capitalize on this web superstar. On his reality series Chasing Cameron, the insanely yummy twink bares his tight ass, and even gives it a slap! More like Cameron DatAss!

Best Ass Over 70
Patrick Stewart

Star Trek star and cultural icon, Patrick Stewart, happened to deliver his second nude scene ever (after 1998's Safe House) on Blunt Talk, and he happened to do it while in his mid-70s! You'd never know it from Patrick's ageless ass, and we hope he inspires other distinguished hotties to do the same. He'll turn you into Jean-Luc Dickhard!

Best Nude in Nature
George Taylor & Eric Klotzsch

Some of 2016's hottest nudity can be found in the gay flick You and I. As hot gay lovers, George Taylor and Eric Klotzsch take their boyish flirting to the great outdoors, where a soaked Taylor shows off every inch of his tight bod while splashing around with a briefly nude Klotzsch! Oh great, now we're wet too.

Best Group Streaking
Ryan Corr, Craig Stott, Lee Cormie, Thomas Hatchman, & Josh Burton

Dude streaking leads to flopping dong and danglers, which leads to so much yes! In Holding the Man, a group of guys take their hot bods to the street, where they gleefully show off their cocks and asses while running! Wish we were Holding Those Men.

Best Prison Nudity
Rami Malek

It's safe to say that the USA Network hacker series Mr. Robot doesn't disappoint with the dudity. The show's sophomore season includes an unusually lengthy nude scene for basic cable, featuring none other than the uh-dorable star Rami Malek! Watch as the petite cutie strips down completely nude in prison, giving us an amazing look at his tight tush in the process. "Bend over, spread your ass?" Ok!

Best Nude at Work
Devonric Johnson

(Wet your) whistle while you work! Six episodes into the fourth season of Ray Donovan, chiseled actor Devonric Johnson casually hungs, we mean hangs, around the office while buck ass nude! Talk about boosting company morale.

Best Nude Comeback
Kevin Bacon

Kevin Bacon's most recent nude appearance prior to 2016 was in 2005's Where the Truth Lies. In that scene, the gorgeous Colin Firth mounts a completely nude Kevin Bacon, and we're afforded plenty of looks at Bacon's tight ass. To say that he left us craving more is an understatement, which is why we are so thrilled that, over a decade later, Kevin went ass out on his Amazon Prime series, I Love Dick!

Best Flying Jock Strap
Ryan Guzman

In Everybody Wants Some!!, Ryan Guzman plays a baseball player (hot), who bulges out in a jockstrap and also shows off his cute ass. (Hotter!) We knew that this scene needed its own Manatomy category, and hopefully next year it will be called Best Flying Completely Nude Ryan Guzman! Hey, a website can dream.

Best Erotic Massage
Kumail Nanjiani

As you can tell from select other Manatomy Award winners, we enjoy a little humor with our hotties. In the comedy Mike & Dave Need Wedding Dates, a toned Kumail Nanjiani oils up to give Sugar Lyn Beard a truly unforgettable massage that includes some high-flying ass-to-ass action! Kumail? More like Cumall...over the place!

Best Nude Toothbrushing
Shawn Woods

We love a guy who keeps his cavities clean! On the short-lived Showtime series Roadies, the beyond beefy Shawn Woods flashes his rock-hard ass while brushing his teeth by the sink. That little smirk says: "Yea, I know it's good."

Best Nude in a Top Hat
Aaron Hammond

The manly and muscly Aaron Hammond plays a sex robot on the comedy series Man Seeking Woman, and let's just say he is programmed to make you horny. In his final scene, Hammond wears nothing but a top hat and boots while walking down the street in broad daylight! This is how top hats were meant to be worn.

Best Pissing Scene
Jesse Pimentel & Mojean Aria

Some of 2016's wildest nudity comes from Hara Kiri, and the gay drama also features the year’s Best Pissing Scene. Mojean Aria and Jesse Pimentel play two skater boys in love, and we follow them as they experience their last day on earth together after making a suicide pact. With nothing to lose, the wild shenanigans abound, and in one scene the sexy and fully nude Pimentel pisses into a trash can in front of Mojean!

Best Helicopter
Fred Hotier

Who needs a helicopter when you have this view? Bang Gang is a raunchy French flick full of both wild sex and casual nudity, and in one scene sexy ginger Fred Hotier casually strips out of his clothes by the pool to swing his cock in a circle! This scene is on fire...crotch!

Best Retro Pubes
Richard Short

The British actor Richard Short is about as hot as they come, and his breathtaking full frontal shot on HBO's Vinyl features yummy au naturel body hair, including a period appropriate bush! It's the perfect compliment to his nice cock and hot balls. Why doesn't this guy get more pube-licity?

Lifetime Achievement
Viggo Mortensen

Choosing the truly ageless hunk Viggo Mortensen as this year's Manatomy Award Lifetime Achievement winner took all of three seconds. When you see his impressive dudity résumé, you'll understand why! Viggo has a staggering nine Mr. Man titles that span over two and a half decades. From his epic fully nude fight in Eastern Promises (2007) to his ballsy, buzzed about frontal in Captain Fantastic (2016), Mortensen shows absolutely no signs of slowing the showing. And that'll have you doing some growing!