Rancho Deluxe (1975)

Perhaps best known for its Jimmy Buffett penned soundtrack, Rancho Deluxe (1975) is a delightful western comedy about two cattle rustlers in modern Montana. Jeff Bridges and Sam Waterston are the rustlers Jack McKee and Cecil Colson, who, motivated by boredom and the desire to be real life Western outlaws, start stealing cattle. The cattle they shoot (and carefully carve with a chainsaw) belong to the ranch owned by former New York beauty shop owners Cora and John (Elizabeth Ashley and Clifton James). They're pretty bored too, so when they see the opportunity to track down those criminals, they get excited. They'll hire a legendary cattle detective named Henry Beige (Slim Pickens) who brings along his cute but sexy niece Laura (Charlene Dallas) to help him. Laura convinces a lovesick ranch hand named Curt (Harry Dean Stanton) to help her uncle track down the rustlers, and it's not long before her hotness is lighting a fire under his butt! Does Curt's desire to screw Laura mean Jack and Cecil are screwed? Pretty much. That's the power of a pretty girl! The love interests for our rustlers are two sisters (Patti D'Arbanville and Maggie Wellman), but you’ll probably more interested in the scene where Jeff Bridges runs away from his girlfriend wearing nothing but a dog mask. While we get a lot of Jimmy Buffett songs, we also get a look at the dude in the buff! Jeff is having sex with a woman in the woods before he throws on his dog mask and flees the scene. As he's running, we get Bridges' butt, balls and even his cock! So that’s how you do it doggystyle! No bull, that cattle rustler has got a horse cock! Forget the cows, that peen scene in Rancho Deluxe is worth a million bucks!