It’s a big week for new nudes and old faves when it comes to streaming content this week, so let’s get right down to brass tax - emphasis on the br-ASS!

Fake Profile

Netflix has brought back this scandalous Colombian series for another season, and its sophomore outing is just as skin-filled as the first! Rodolfo Salas’s buns are back, plus Claudio de la Torre and Mauricio Hénao bring out their heinies too!

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American Primeval

This new Western series debuted on Netflix this week and wasted no time delivering some derriere from star Taylor Kitsch. Well, howdy cowboy, how about a ride?

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Alpha Males

Season Three of this Spanish comedy series also launched on Netflix, and the only nude scene is when a couple watches their sex tape on a smartphone. Ya gotta love technology these days!

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Blue Valentine

Ryan Gosling’s one and only nude scene so far is now streaming on Amazon Prime. Blue Valentine will cure your blue balls until Ryan uncovers his kiester again, which is hopefully soon!

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On Call

Amazon has a new police drama on the site set in Long Beach, and unlike your regular broadcast TV cop shows, this one can have nudity - and it does from Francisco Pryor Garat as a greedy, cocaine-stealing John. Give us one more bump of that rump!

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Initiation

Amazon has this 2021 social media-themed horror where Gattlin Griffin goes bottomless. Just like the like and subscribe button, we'd smash that ass in a heartbeat!

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The Garden of Eden

Amazon has also added this 2008 period thriller based on the Ernest Hemingway novel and starring Jack Huston, whose hot ass comes out in several scenes. That must be what makes it paradise!

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The Festival

This 2018 comedy is a festival of fannies, with Joe Thomas, Kurt Yaeger, and Hammed Animashaun all baring their butts. Stream it on Amazon today!

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Come to Daddy

Elijah Wood may star in this 2020 horror, but it’s the naked man pile of Gord Middleton and Raresh DiMofte that’ll give you wood!

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Zulu

This 2013 crime drama was recently added to both Amazon and Peacock, so head to either to check out Orlando Bloom’s breathtaking bum as he stumbles downstairs and gets dressed.

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Royal Deceit

Travel back to 1994 and get a brief glimpse of glutes from a young Christian Bale. We’d have a roll in the hay with him any time!

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The Double Hour

This 2009 Italian thriller is also streaming on Amazon, where leading man Filippo Timi shows off his tush three terrific times. That’s more than the double the bubble butt!

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The Nature of Love

Also new to Amazon is this 2023 French Canadian film featuring the au naturale ass of Pierre-Yves Cardinal. Love it!

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The Boondock Saints

Fans of this 1999 cult film can now stream it on Hulu, so if it’s been a while since you’ve seen the sexy seats of Norman Reedus and Sean Patrick Flannery, get your own ass in gear and head to Hulu!

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Two Witches

Finally, Shudder may have the best new nude scene of the week! It’s scary how much we enjoy watching Clint Glenn Hummel get his boxer briefs ripped apart by one of the titular witches while floating in midair. Forget wicked witches, we’d rather see Clint’s cock defying gravity!

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