The Boondock Saints (1999)

Bostonian brothers Connor and Murphy McManus (Sean Patrick Flanery and Norman Redus) are saintly vigilantes that believe it is their divine duty to kill the Russian Mafia in The Boondock Saints (1999). Written and directed by Troy Duffy, a legendary jerk whose ego killed his career, as documented in the documentary Overnight (2003), the cult classic kicks off with Connor and Murphy killing a pair of Russian mobsters in a bar brawl. While eccentric FBI agent Paul Smecker (Willem Dafoe) declines to press charges, even he's shocked by how much the locals support the brothers. After taking out those bullies, Connor and Murphy have a vision that God wants them to kill all the wicked men on Earth. Soon enough they're taking out Italian Mafia men, Russian mobsters, and any other crook that crosses their path. But as Dafoe gets closer to catching the saints, even he begins to believe in the brothers’ mission. But the Russian mob isn't going to let them take out their business without a fight, so soon enough they're hiring a few specialists to hunt the McManus' down. The heavenly hit men leave behind a trail of dead bodies that becomes the talk of the town, drawing a wild amount of praise from an opinionated public. Mr. Man is going to have to dock a few points from the movie for the lack of full frontal, but it's not exactly skin-free. Markus Parilo flashes a bit of side butt as he puts his pants on before getting shot by our Latine loving brothers. But the best skin comes in a deleted scene on the DVD. A pre-Walking Dead Norman Reedus gives us a rise when he brandishes his bare boon in the shower. Flanery follows suite, showing his sweet cakes while talking on the phone. The deadly duo is determined to kill us with hindness. The crime killing brothers in The Boondock Saints are a pair of vigilantes that'll drop your panties!