The Garden of Eden (2008)

The Garden of Eden (2008), alternately known as Hemingway's Garden of Eden, is a drama loosely based on Ernest Hemingway's final, unfinished novel. There was a bit of a controversy about exactly how Ernie's manuscript was edited, but as long as the book has some hot men in it, we'll assume it's about right. In the film version, Jack Huston plays David Bourne, another in a long line of masculine men who served in World War I and is now writing and screwing his way across Europe. Eventually he settles down with the wacky but hot Catherine Hill (Mena Suvari) and starts to write his memoir about big game hunting in Africa with his father (Mathew Modine). But Catherine's annoyed by all that time he spends sitting at a desk. Eventually she brings a fine Italian woman named Marita (Caterina Murino) into the bedroom with them to take his mind off his book. But soon enough jealousy takes over, and our now bleach blonde boy David Bourne starts to play all sorts of mind games with his wife. We wouldn't mind playing all sorts of erotic games with Jack Huston! Sporting a rather unfortunate bleach blonde hairdo, the taut and tanned Jack shows off his bod and his buns in a number of sexy scenes, including going for an ass out skinny dip! Huston, we have liftoff! There's no cock to jack it to, but we do get all sorts of seat meat when he's thrusting into all sorts of European hotties! Now that's some good Bourne porn! But don't worry, there's mo hot dudes for us homos to enjoy! Throw in some bonus shirtless action from Matthew Modine as David's rugged, mustachioed big game hunter father, and this Garden of Eden is sure to tempt your snake!