Summer may be winding down but it’s still hot hot hot on your favorite streaming platforms! We’ve got the scoop on the skin that’s been added to Hulu, Amazon, Max, and Paramount+ lately, so add these to your watchlists, crank up the AC, and settle in for a night of nudity!
Reverse the Curse
Check out this new movie on Hulu both directed by and starring The X-Files and Californication’s David Duchovny! He plays a curmudgeonly cancer-stricken Red Sox fan in the late 70s who drops his towel in a men’s locker room in front of this son. While we don’t get to see his “penis baldness” we do get a nice look at his ass when he pulls his kid in for a hug.
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Chaos Walking
Hulu also has this 2021 thriller from The Bourne Identity director Doug Liman. Watch it and see if you can identify Tom Holland’s naked behind in the background of a scene as he wades into some water!
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The Courier
And Hulu happens to have to the bare butt of Tom’s Spider-man: No Way Home co-star Benedict Cumberbatch in this drama from 2020. After getting stripped down, shaved, and even probed, we get to Marvel at Benedict’s Cumber-bum in the shower!
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Factory Girl
Amazon has added this 2006 biopic about 60’s It Girl Edie Sedgewick, but the “it” we’re most interested in is Hayden Christensen’s penis! You can totally see the once-and-future Anakin Skywalker’s lightsaber during a sex scene a bit more than an hour in!
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Highlander
The original 1986 fantasy film is on Amazon, where Christopher Lambert stars as the immortal Scottish swordsman and reveals his naked rump during a bedroom rendezvous. There can be only buns!
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Jay and Silent Bob Reboot
More like Jay and Silent Bob Rebooty, thanks to the pretty close-up shot of Jason Mewes’s moneymaker.
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Zack and Miri make a Porno
If that wasn’t enough Mewes nudity, Amazon has doubled down by also adding this 2008 comedy where the actor generously gives full frontal and backal as the titular porno’s star stud.
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Basket Case 2
If you’re already prepping for spooky season, Amazon also has the second film in this comedy horror trilogy which features the naked fanny of one Kevin Van Hentenryck. His seat meat may not have you scared, but it will have you stiff!
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Please Baby Please
While there’s no male nudity in this artsy musical from 2022 now on Amazon, it ends with Hall of Famer Karl Glusman in a see-through shirt making out with Dudley Dursley himself, Harry Melling, and now we're begging for a sequel!
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The Bye Bye Man
Stream this 2017 horror and say bye-bye to your pants when you say hello to the heinies of Lucien Laviscount and Douglas Smith!
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The Bride
A Spanish love triangle gets even spicier in this 2015 drama when Álex García has a pantless fight in the woods. That’s two poky weapons he’s brandishing!
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Dawn
Another Amazon flick from 2015 with a cock cameo, this one is an Australian mystery where Greg Hatton and his lady have some rough sex and then he struts out of the bathroom showing off his sausage. We’re glad it didn’t dawn on him to get dressed first!
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City of God: The Fight Rages on
Over twenty years after the original, HBO Brasil brings this dramatic sequel to Max and returning star Thiago Martins brings his naked backside out for the first time during a sex scene that’ll give you a raging hard-on!
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Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead
This 2007 crime thriller is now available to stream on Paramount+, and the lucky devils who tune in get to see both Ethan Hawke and the late Phillip Seymour Hoffman’s hot bare buttcheeks.
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