Amazon Prime subscribers, rejoice! The streaming platform has added a bunch of titles, including just about every Apple TV+ series out there, to its list of available content - and a lot of those shows happen to have some must-see nudity! Here’s our breakdown of the bare boys you need to see on Amazon, plus a pair of offerings from Hulu and Max.
The Outwaters
Now that it’s on Amazon, you can add this found footage horror from 2023 to your Halloween viewing, paying special attention to when director and star Robbie Banfitch wanders the desert nude - both before and after he takes a knife to his junk!
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The Buccaneers
Okay, now to get into the long list of Apple TV shows now on Amazon (and available for free via a trial), starting with this recent 19th-century set series. In the second episode, we see Guy Remmers running stark naked into the ocean, and he's not the only one among today’s newly streaming additions. Guy’s just one of many Butt-aneers!
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Lessons in Chemistry
The buns in this Apple series about an uber-intelligent scientist who ends up with her own cooking show aren’t in the kitchen. They’re in the chem lab, where Lewis Pullman showers off after a run and bares his beautiful behind. His backside will spark a reaction - in your pants!
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Slow Horses
The first four seasons of the Apple TV+ spy drama are now on Amazon, but it’s season three where you’ll spy the bums of Sope Dirisu and Henry Davis. In case you want to speed things up, wink wink.
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Shrinking
Jason Segel knows what the people want. The comedy vet who famously delivered full frontal in Forgetting Sarah Marshall did not let the first season of his acclaimed Apple TV+ series go by without giving us some nudity and let his ass hang out post-sex sesh with Jessica Williams in Episode 7.
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Palm Royale
Here’s more “naked man running into the ocean,” but this time it’s Christopher Lamm on this 60s-set series sure to have your palms working overtime!
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The Crowded Room
Tom Holland may have limited himself to just bulging out in briefs in this limited series, but Will Chase brings out his cheeks during a sex scene in Episode 5.
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The Afterparty
You also have access to both seasons of this Apple TV+ crime comedy series, where Jack Whitehall touts his tan-lined tush while running nacked outside at night. At the Afterparty, Jack’s a VIP - Very Impressive Posterior.
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The Last Picture Show
Amazon now has this Hollywood classic from 1971, which features a skin-famous group skinny dipping scene. Randy Quaid and Gary Brockette are among the nudies, with Randy getting us randy with his phenomenal full frontal!
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The Tailor of Panama
A thriller from the early 21st century where one-time James Bond Pierce Brosnan goes from salsa dancing to partaking in a private two-person tango and showing off his sweet seat!
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Moon
Also on Amazon is this 2009 sci-fi starring Sam Rockwell and his bare booty in the shower. It’s directed by Duncan Jones, son of David Bowie, who knew a thing or ten about nudity!
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Velvet Goldmine
Speaking of David Bowie, this 1998 tribute to the glam rock era was originally supposed to a biopic about him, but instead has Jonathan Rhys-Meyers playing a character based on Bowie. We see his tadger during a tumble in the sack with Toni Collette, but Ewan McGregor is the real superstar, taking out his cock and flopping it around onstage as a combination of Iggy Pop, Lou Reed, and even Bowie guitarist Mick Ronson.
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The Other Boleyn Girl
Nope, not the 2008 film with no nudity, this is 2003 UK version where Jared Harris plays a less rotund Henry VIII. His thrustin’ butt will have you sporting VIII inches!
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Crash Pad
You can check out Domhnall Gleeson’s glutes three times in this 2017 comedy now on Amazon. Even though he keeps his cock cupped, he can crash with us anytime!
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Swept Away
Adriano Giannini is shipwrecked on an island with Madonna, and Madonna mia! Look at that amazing ass!
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Rust and Bone
Bone is exactly what you’ll want to do when you see Matthias Schoenaerts schlong in this romantic drama from 2012. His booty isn’t bad either!
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The Beast Within
Hulu now has this 2024 horror starring Game of Thrones hottie Kit Harrington. He plays a werewolf who flaunts a full moon about twenty-eight minutes in that’s sure to have you howling for more!
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X
Head to Max for another good addition to your spooky season watchlist, the 2022 horror from Ti West that proceeds Pearl and the recently released MaXXXine. Kid Cudi, Owen Campbell, and Stephen Ure all provide the XXX material during this tale of a porn shoot gone horribly wrong.
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