No romantic plans this week? No problem! Use the time to catch up on all the hot nudes who’ve been newly uploaded to your favorite streamers, and show yourself a little self love!
We Live in Time
Get those Max subscriptions up to date and head over to see Andrew Garfield’s amazing ass in this romantic drama from last year. Thanks to his stripped down scene, there’s no doubt we live in a time of great dude-ity!
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Scars of Beauty
Looks like we jumped the gun last week, because Max added more episodes that top the nudity from the first half of this Brazilian series. Caio Blat’s butt returns when he gets tied up at a BDSM club, Marcelo Serrado’s seat is spied near a tub, and Enzo Romani’s rump is revealed while having sex in a waterfall. Looks like it won’t be the only thing gushing!
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Cassandra
Just released on Netflix, this German series gives the obsessive AI genre a retro feel with a smart house designed in the 1970s that gets new owners fifty years after the mysterious deaths of the original residents. The cause of death could be an overa-BUN-dance of backside from stars Franz Hartwig, Michael Klammer, and Elias Grünthal, but who are we kidding - you can never have too much booty!
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Uncle Drew
Netflix recently added this 2018 comedy with a unique claim to fame - it’s the only place to see NBA legend Shaquille O’Neal’s towering tush!
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Hammer
Among the assortment of blaxploitation films recently added to Amazon is this 1972 action film starring Fred Williamson. You’ll want to hammer away at his fantastic fanny when you see it through a shower curtain!
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All the Right Moves
If seeing Tom Cruise before the Super Bowl did anything for you, head to Amazon and check out his best nude scene in this 1983 sports drama. You can see little Tommy cruise out of his pants and in front of the camera as he gets ready to bed Leah Thompson.
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Endings, Beginnings
Continue to celebrate Sebastian Stan’s Oscar nom by going over to Hulu and watching his bare butt bang Shailene Woodley on the floor in this 2019 drama. At least you’ll be guaranteed a happy ending!
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Beloved
The 1998 adaptation of the Toni Morrison novel is also now on Hulu, and it has beloved Lethal Weapon star Danny Glover standing up in a tub and showing off his wet ass! He may claim to be too old for a lot of things, but nudity is not one of them!
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The Layover
Hulu has this 2017 comedy, directed by William H. Macy no less, where both Joey Bicicchi and Matt Barr go bare. We’d lay over AND under these boys any time!
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They Came Together
Now on Peaock, it’s the perfect rom com parody for those who don’t take Valentine’s Day too seriously, starring Paul Rudd, who utilizes a nude stunt double for one particularly athletic sex scene, and featuring the succulent buns of Francis Dumaurier.
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Little Italy
Peacock is also where to find this 2018 rom com about warring pizza restaurants that has Andrew Phung’s doughy derriere about twenty-three minutes in. Too bad he doesn’t turn around so we can see if he’s Phung!
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