The month of May is closing out with all kinds of cock! Plus lots of bare booty and one gaping butthole too! We’ve got the scoop on what’s newly added on Mubi, Tubi, Netflix, Amazon, Hulu, and Max, so get those apps - and your laps - ready to stream!
Winter Boy
Don’t let the warm weather fool you! It’s the perfect time to watch this moving French film on Mubi, starring Paul Kirchner as a young gay man who has to step things up after the unexpected death of his father. With two gay nude scenes plus another where he flashes his French baguette, winter won’t be the only thing coming!
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Fruits of Passion
Mubi also has this 1981 collab between France and Japan, where filmmaker Klaus Kinski supposedly has real sex with his costars! We can at least confirm the nudity is real, especially when the camera gets up Klaus and personal with his butthole.
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House of Pleasures
You can also watch this 2011 period drama on Mubi, where French actor Justin Taurand shows his oui oui while stepping into a bathtub.
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Killer Body Count
New on Tubi, this new slasher flick takes the trope of horny teens getting murdered after sex and runs with it, meaning we’re treated to lots of tush from Ethan Saunders, Nahum Hughes, and Bjorn Steinbach. That’s three killer bods by our count.
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One of These Days
Tubi has also added this drama based on the doc Hands on a Hardbody. It’s the first time it's been available to stream so you can finally see Joe Cole’s bare buns and Cullen Moss’s full frontal man meat in the comfort of your own home.
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Patrick Melrose
Netflix has been adding a lot of the ‘batch lately. Cumberbatch that is. We see Benedict’s bottom in this 2018 drama when he answers the door in the buff after taking a bath.
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Nowhere Boy
Would-be Bond Aaron Taylor-Johnson got his start in this 2009 biopic about John Lennon, and just after twenty-five minutes in his Beatles front-man gives us a look at his bum when he gets busy with a gal beneath a tree. It’ll have you backbeating your meat as you stream it on Amazon.
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A.I. Rising
This sci-fi romance from 2018 is also on Amazon, and you can see star Sebastian Cavazza’s red-lit rump during a sultry sex scene scored by some spooky singing. The song is called “ I Need to Reboot Myself.” Ditto!
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Warsaw 44
From the future to the past, with another addition to Amazon set during World War II. Józef Pawlowski serves up his Polish sausage and more twenty-three minutes in when he’s seen naked in a sauna. Warsaw it all, Józef!
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The Deal
What’s the deal with William H. Macy’s butt? Well, before he was dropping trou throughout multiple seasons of Shameless, he flashed his fanny twice in this 2008 comedy now found on Amazon. Could the “H”stand for heinie?
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Speaking of Sex
Speaking of sex…y seats, this 2001 rom-com has two of them, as both James Spader and Jay Mohr moon the camera with their moneymakers. Check out this dynamic duo of derrieres on Amazon!
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Ferrari
Hulu now has Michael Mann’s 2023 biopic about the legendary automaker so you can watch Brazilian babe Gabriel Leone run naked into a bedroom in order to help you cross the finish line, if you catch our drift.
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Wanted
This 2008 nudity stars James McAvoy and his toned torso, but it’s a pre-Star-Lord Chris Pratt who goes nude when we catch his slappable ass boning a gal in a kitchen. Stream it on Max if you want to see Pratt’s patootie!
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