Wanted (2008)

When his father is murdered, Wesley Gibson (James McAvory): a middling office worker with no direction in life, meets the alluring but dangerous Fox (Angelina Jolie) who recruits him into a secret society called the Fraternity in Wanted (2008). Based on the comic book of the same name. Wesley is a pill popping, anxious little cubicle monkey whose best buddy (Chris Pratt) is banging his girlfriend behind his back. But it ends up Welsey's anxiety is really a secret superpower that allows him to focus so much he can shoot the wings off a fly. After he's recruited by Fox to join the secret society of assassins called The Fraternity, Wesley goes through a little bit of training and quickly becomes one of Mr. Sloan's (Morgan Freeman) best contract killers, specializing in taking out dudes that a magic loom informs the Fraternity will cause chaos in the future. Eventually Wesley will discover that the Fraternity isn't as pure as they claim, and he'll have to take them down to avenge his daddy's death. But before that happens, we'll get what we always wanted: a great look at Chris Pratt's keister. No, we don't get any Starlord starfish, and it's a shot from back when Mr. Pratt was sort of fat, but still ass is ass. Chris humps his high-heeled lady over the kitchen countertop with a button-down shirt hanging over his meaty ass as she spanks him like a trailing horse in the Kentucky Derby. Later a shiny, oiled up James McAvoy walks out of the shower in black slacks with glistening pecs and the broadest shoulders of his career. Still heavily wanted, these two guys are immortalized in this testosterone driven action flick that still manages to give Jolie the most ass-kicking role while delegating them to beefcake eye candy. Those fellas straight up flaunted in Wanted!