Train (2008)

Remember that mid-aughts obsession with dumb American tourists in a foreign land being exploited by a secret cabal that specializes in luring dumb American tourists to the death? Hostel, The Ruins, Turistas, Human Centipede, and of course, the film we're here to talk about today, Train (2008). An American wrestling team—with five core audience surrogate characters being Todd (Derek Magyar), Sheldon (Kavan Reece), assistant coach Willy (Gideon Emery), Claire (Gloria Votsis) and Alex (Thora Birch)—is in Russia to play a friendly diplomatic exhibition match, and some of the Russian players invite the randy Americans to a party. When the hangover from the party causes them to miss their train out of Russia, they get some help from seemingly friendly locals, who help them board a train taking them to certain doom! 

Before things get too out of hand, the sexy stuff helps us through, with assistant coach Gideon Emery showing off his ripped physique and *gasp* pierced nipples! But Derek Magyar wins the match, stripping down to a jock strap which he not only bulges out, but also gives us a great look at his ass when he runs through the titular train!