Fleet-footed and totally fapworthy, '80s teen dream Patrick David made his name as a regular on TV dance shows. Patrick was dubbed one of the most popular dancers in American Bandstand history by none other than Dick Clark himself, popularity that he parlayed first into a career as a professional dancer and then into a role on the '90s kiddie favorite Power Rangers in Space (1998). But Patrick will really make you want to get up and dance (in your pants, that is) when he shows off his spectacularly built bod in a speedo in the TV movie Breaking the Surface: The Greg Louganis Story (1997). In the movie, Patrick plays a "Young" Greg Louganis, a role he scored even though he was older than the movie's star, Mario Lopez. Who needs the Fountain of Youth when you've got the Cabbage Patch?