Patrick von Barkenberg Nude

This German import gives us a solid look at his Buchteln dumplings with a dip in the pool in his self-directed acting debut in 2018's Blood Paradise.  Patrick von Barkenberg might sound like a dog's name you made up on the spot, but this sexy filmmaker will be the one having you on all fours after seeing him on the other side of the camera.  With a set of buns like his, it's no wonder he had to get them in front of a lens for a little screentime in his lone acting credit to date!  Jahwoll, Herr Direktor!