We definitely need more brown sugar in our lives, and Ravi Patel offers just that. The Indian-American actor was born in the Midwest, but grew up in North Carolina and graduated from UNC. With jet black hair and kissable lips that often curl into a melt-worthy smile, the rather savvy Ravi was wasting his talents by starting a hugely successful poker magazine, making tons of money as an investment banker, and all the other endeavors he was succeeding at after college. Luckily enough, Ravi did some standup, fell in love with acting, ditched the business world and was soon in all sorts of commercials and TV shows. He had blink and you miss it roles in stuff like Transformers (2007), Scrubs, and It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, before first finding recurring success as George Patil in the Laurie Metcalf led financial drama Easy Money. After playing Dr. Rishi Karna in Past Life, in 2015 Ravi joined John Stamos and former fatty Josh Peck on the Fox comedy Grandfathered where he first had us feeling all sorts of don't ask, don't Patel. At one point, the foxy Ravi and Josh are together in a spa scene, where Ravi only wears towel around his nethers. While he teases us with what lies beneath, we get to gawk at the black hairs on his firm chest as well as his beefy body. One look at Patel's pecs and you'll be patting yourself on the sack! Ravi, who is the hottest Indian comic out there, sorry not Sari, played himself on Aziz Ansari's Master of None, then had a long run as Tank Top on TBS' plane crash comedy Wrecked. Tank Top's a pirate, who tells the castaways what's up on the outside world including what's happening on Game of Thrones. After the Thrones, Tank Top wants the bones, which lets us see him both demanding, and getting involved in, a wild three way. Tank will make you spank with a glimpse of that bindaas ass! That pirate will get you harrrrrrd! Most recently you might have caught Ravi as Kapoor in The Valet (2022) or in Harold and the Purple Crayon (2023), but Ravi's probably proudest of the documentary about arranged marriages that him and his sister wrote called Meet The Patels (2014). In real life, Ravi's married to a hotty who was in The DUFF (2015). Lucky her, we'd do anything to arrange some time with Ravi Patel in the buff!
