Richard Peter Johnson (2015)

The risqué romp Richard Peter Johnson (2015) had us at the title! Like This Is Spinal Tap (1984), Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999), Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star (2003) and Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (2007), this funny flick is a fictional biopic. Thanks to the direction of Devin Crittenden (who co-wrote the screenplay), the story centers around the world’s biggest porn star who decides to leave the adult industry to go into mainstream movies. There’s only one minor problem — Richard Peter Johnson (Sean Crampton) can’t act his way out of a paper bag! While on his quest, Dick rubs elbows (and other parts of the anatomy) with Tawny (Katherine Adams), Ashley (Amanda Ashley Canty), and Jess the Mess (Kim Beavers). The mockumentary also includes Carl Chao, Clint Calvert, Ian Clay, Thom Barry, Wolfgang Bodison, and Kyle Brady’s wet pecs. As Kyle Johnson, the latter dude shows off his chest in the bubble bath. Not to be outdone, Johnny Lightning (William Gabriel Grier) touts his tattooed abs and black panties during a sweaty workout. If that’s not hot enough, a nip-slipping Dick Johnson steams up the screen when he leans over in a leopard-print toga to flash his ass and blurred junk before getting it on with a space case. In another scene, the skintastic stud displays his naked T&A on a film set. Did we mention this happens just two minutes into the flick? As you can guess, Mr. Man would love to cram into Mr. Crampton’s plump rump!