Rub (2023)

With a title like Rub (2023) and a tagline like, "Not All Endings Are Happy," it's clear this movie's got its mind in the gutter. Micah Spayer stars as Neal, the loneliest man in the world who is mocked by his co-workers and neighbors. On the advice of a co-worker taking pity on him, Neal goes to a massage parlor where he makes that age old mistake of confusing lust with love. His masseuse Perla (Jennifer Figuereo) gives him, presumably, the first orgasm of his life and he soon becomes a regular customer. When Neal's new obsession turns into something dangerous, the most unexpected thing in the world happens, something neither him nor Perla are ready for! We weren't ready for all the gratuitous bulge action from Micah Spayer in this flick! Sadly he doesn't go nude, but don't let that stop you from rubbing to Rub!