Seaside (2018)

Before Ariana DeBose was dancing alongside David Alvarez via her Oscar-winning turn in Steven Spielberg’s West Side Story (2021), she was doing the horizontal dance with Matt Shingledecker in Seaside (2018). Not to be confused with the French drama Seaside (2002) starring Jonathan Zaccaï or the American thriller Seaside Seduction (2001) with Patrick Coppola, this indie flick is written and directed by Sam Zalutsky. The plot kicks off when a woman named Daphne (DeBose) moves into the coastal home her boyfriend Roger (Shingledecker) inherited. It sounds like a promising plan until Daphne’s idyllic life is disrupted by a past that Roger tried to keep hidden from her. Luckily, Roger doesn’t hide everything from us! For example, he has no problem flashing his fine flesh 41 minutes into the pic. As the skintastic actor and his leading lady get it on, we get to see his bare back. If that’s not hot enough, the hottie also shows off his chest as the two have sex. When the naked babe gets out of bed, he treats us to views of his nude caboose. All aboard! Too bad the scene is cut short when Roger realizes someone is spying on them. While Officer Gray (Bob Olin) and Officer Green (Haley Talbot) try to catch the story’s culprit, you may have to call Officer Blue to deal with your balls. In other words, even though we get to see Matt’s abs and ass, Mr. Man is frustrated that we don’t get to see Mr. Shingledecker’s Shingledicker!