It’s an embar-ASS-ment of riches when it comes to men without britches this week, as Dekkoo, Netflix, Amazon, Hulu, Max, and Peacock all have newly added titles brimming with booty, balls, and a few willies as well. Scroll on for all the skinfo!
A Dim Valley
We start with the gay entertainment hub Dekkoo and this 2020 film about a biologist and the two stoner grad students helping him gather research in the woods. You can already sense the homoerotic tension between both students when seeing Whitmer Thomas’s tush leaves Zach Weintraub with a sizable boner, but then an encounter with three mysterious campers gives the boys the push they need to lock lips in their undies. They’ll have you pitching a tent of your own!
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Daddy
Dekkoo also now has this 2015 film about an older man falling for a much younger hottie. There’s lots of queer canoodling but only Gerald McCullough bares his daddy derriere.
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Dept. Q
Netflix’s newest UK mystery series stars Matthew Goode as a detective put in charge of all the city’s cold cases, and while he can usually be counted on for some Goode nudity, the only flesh we see is the fanny of Steven Miller. He’s having an affair with a missing prosecutor so we see his seat twice during flashbacks to their trysts. It’s enough to make anyone bi-Q-rious!
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Animal Kingdom
All six seasons of this TNT drama series have been added to Netflix, and there are so many naked moneymakers (one of which belongs to the The Pitt's Shawn Hatosy) throughout the show’s run we simply cannot include them all here, but here’s our solid attempt. When it comes to the sheer volume of cable cabooses, Animal Kingdom takes the crown!
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MacGruber
Another SNL skit turned into a full-fledged feature, this 2010 action comedy now on Netflix stars Will Forte’s MacGuyver-like special ops officer in many a nude moment, including one where you can clearly see Will’s sack as he cups his junk. Ryan Phillippe even follows his example and bares his celery-holding buns.
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The Better Sister
A new Amazon miniseries starring Jessica Biel and Elizabeth Banks as estranged siblings reunited after the murder of Biel’s husband… who’s also Banks’s ex! Yikes! All the dark drama doesn’t mean there’s no nudity though. We see Will Stout’s bare bottom as he bangs Elizabeth six ways til Sunday!
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Best Night Ever
From better to best! Amazon now has this raunchy 2014 flick about a seemingly doomed bachelorette party. And what’s a bachelorette party without strippers? Amin Joseph shakes what his mama gave him, Ben Goldsmith whips out his huge ballsack, and Jason Beaubien tops them both with full frontal.
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The Tempest
Amazon also has just added Julie Taymor’s gender-swapped Shakespeare tale from 2010. Helen Mirren plays the magician Prospera while Ben Whishaw tempts us with his tail as the unclothed spirit, Ariel. He’ll cause you to shipwreck your pants!
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Confetti
You can watch this 2006 British mockumentary on Amazon now and see Olivia Colman and Robert Webb as two nudists about to get married. Webb’s wiener is everywhere, plus there’s bonus full nudity from some of the other naturalists. Their brazen bodies will have your own confetti cannon locked and loaded!
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Rancho Deluxe
This 1975 classic is known for two things: Jimmy Buffet music and a young, fully nude Jeff Bridges. Guess which one has us excited to stream it on Amazon?
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Edge of Tomorrow
This 2014 epic time travel film may not have gotten the attention it deserved at the time of its release but at least it’s readily available to stream on Hulu, so you can spend time after time watching Tony Way’s naked tail in battle armor.
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We’re the Millers
If you liked seeing Will Poulter’s posterior in On Swift Horses, you can see his British bum up in this 2013 comedy on Hulu, along with a very swollen pair of prosthetic balls after a spider bite. Even pre-glow up, he’ll still have you shooting some of your own webbing!
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The Bronze
Hulu also has this R rated indie with one of the most acrobatic sex scenes ever. The stunt-heavy sequence means Sebastian Stan used a double for the tricky parts, but we still catch sight of his heinie every now and then.
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A Perfect Getaway
Max has added a few notable nudes. Not long after his star-making turn on HBO’s Deadwood, perennial hottie Timothy Olyphant had people sporting not-so-dead wood when he stripped down in this 2009 thriller. We love when he gets away from his clothes!
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Invasion of the Body Snatchers
The 1978 remake of this sci-fi film is also on Max now, and it improves on the original in the best way - by adding Stan Ritchie’s butt and back sack as he gets out of a mud bath. Someone finally put the body in body snatchers!
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Bros
Peacock has aquired Billy Eichner’s gay rom com from 2022, which has the shouty comedian showing his behind for the first time, plus a few extra cheeks during an unexpected foursome. How bromantic!
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Sisu
Another recent film now on Peacock, this 2023 period piece from Finland about the Lapland War has star Jorma Tommila delivering his only nudity so far when he bathes in a creek. Just over eight minutes in, you’ll notice some commotion in your Lapland!
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