2015 is quickly coming to a close, and as we reflect on the magical, skin-filled year we've had, it occurred to us: We've seen a lot of great dick this year. To commemorate all the cocks we've been #blessed enough to gaze upon, we thought we'd round up some of the best peen of 2015. Trust usyou'll want to block off the rest of your night for this.
10.Julian Miller: Spy
Sure, it's prosthetic. But it's also blown up on a projector. That right there is a human-sized penis.
9. Max Riemelt: Sense8
Not only did Max Riemelt's character show up to a wedding naked, but the close-up shot of his junk was breathtaking. Now that, friends, is how you crash a wedding.
8. Tobias Menzies: Outlander
Tobias Menzies is quite the aggressor in this series, but that doesn't take away from how sexy he looks in the buff. Especially next to Sam Heughan.
7. Boomer Banks:Unfinished Business
Famous porn star Boomer Banks is a legend for his massive junk. Never has it shown up in a mainstream film in a glory hole like this though.
6. Chris Zylka: The Leftovers
Chris Zylka is quickly making a name for himself, likely thanks to how breathtakingly sexy he is. His sex scene in The Leftovers gives his peen a prominent cameo, which it certainly deserves.
5. Eddie Redmayne: The Danish Girl
Is there a role Eddie Redmayne can't nail? Man, woman, alien, whateverthis man is flawless, and we'd watch him tuck his dick between his legs any day of the week.
4. Lenny Kravitz: American Woman Live
Because we saw Lenny's Kravitz's cock (and cock piercing) this year.
3. Joaqun Ferreira: Club de Cuervos
This penis has gleaned international acclaim for it's sheer size, which we can see from across the room. Joaqun, where have you been?!
2.Matt Walsh: Get Hard
Matt Walsh is ironically soft for a movie called Get Hard, but that's his real penis. With Will Ferrell's face on it.
1. Karl Glusman: Love
Ah, yes, the epic arthouse porn flick that boasts a 3D, POV cumshot we'll never forget. And we doubt the woman behind the lens ever will, either.
