The End of April (2017)

Over the years, it’s become very clear there’s a calendar boy for each month thanks to the following films. Harvey Keitel is The January Man (1989). We’d love to spend Summer in February (2014) with Max Deacon. If they’re not sexy enough, check out Ryan Gosling in The Ides of March (2011); Charles Melton in May December (2023); Robert Montgomery in June Bride (1948); Tom Cruise in Born on the Fourth of July (1989); Josh Hartnett in August (2008); Adrien Brody in Septembers of Shiraz (2015); Sean Connery in The Hunt for Red October (1990); Keanu Reeves in Sweet November (2001); and Sidney Poitier in A Warm December (1973). Of course, we’d be remiss not to include The End of April (2017) on this list. Not to be confused with the American indie flick The End of April (2021), this South Korean thriller stars So-yeon Jang as Hyeon-jin. She’s just moved into a very old apartment. Sure, it’s creepy but she must have gotten a deal on the rent. Regardless of the price, Hyeon-jin soon finds it’s difficult to rest in the affordable abode because of a noisy neighbor. Don’t you just hate when that happens? Under the pen and direction of Kim Kwang-bok, this spooky movie may keep you up at night with bone-chilling sounds and boner-inducing images. For example, Wan-pyo Hong flashes his back and rump during a hump. Also known as Sawoleuiggeut, this skinternational mystery features dialogue in Korean but Wan-pyo’s bare body proves there’s no need for talk!