The Gang of Oss (2011)

The Gang of Oss (2011) is a Dutch flick that takes place in 1938 in Oss, a small town in the Netherlands. But this isn't a quaint little village full of tulip fields and windmills, Oss is a nasty place so full of crime that the military police are brought in to straighten things out. While she dreams of going straight, pub owner Johanna (Sylvia Hoeks) turns tricks on the side to make some quick cash with her abusive husband Ties (Matthias Schoenaerts) stuck in jail. He'll get out and start working for mafia boss Wim de Kuiper (Marvel Musters), then beat up Johanna for getting pregnant. How's she gonna solve her problems? With crimes of course! She's a girlboss from Oss, after all! She'll recruit her lover Jan (Benja Bruijning) to kill Ties, despite the presence of the military police. And since there's all sorts of civil unrest since the cops are Protestants and the locals are Catholics, Jan just might be able to capitalize on the chaos to make that happen. History buffs might know how this one turns out, but you're probably just here to see a buff dude turning some Dutch babe out. To that end, Matthias Schoenaerts gives us what we're looking for when he's banging a broad and showing his shirtless chest. She's riding him, and even though you know he's an abusive jerk you can't help but jerk it imagining yourself doing the same. But if you'd rather not get tied up with Tie, and would rather spend your time with Jan's junk, then check out when Benja Bruijning gets his pants stripped off to show his lean derriere, as well as his cock and balls. We like his Oss a lot! With all that action, you'll sauce to The Gang of Oss!