We’re very excited for the upcoming Star Wars show Andor on Disney+, but we got even more fired up once we realized the show includes a bevy of sci-fi studs with a history of showing off their Na-booties (and more)! What a perfect time to revisit these rebellious hotties’ steamiest scenes!
Andor is led by the delicious Diego Luna, reprising his role as Cassian Andor in this Rogue-One prequel series. He flaunts his full moon in Milk (2008) and goes full frontal in The Night Buffalo (2007) andY Tu Mamá También (2001). We love watching him get Hoth and heavy!
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Alex Ferns, who will be playing Sgt Kostek, strips down to his tan lines in Low Winter Sun (2006) and leads a group of sweaty naked miners in Chernobyl (2019). Frankly, it’s the other people in the scenes still wearing clothes that seem out of place. We find their lack of nudity disturbing…
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His Chernobyl costar Stellan Skarsgård makes an appearance in Andor, and flashes his lighter saber in Aberdeen(2000), The Killing Gene (2007), and Our Kind Of Traitor (2016), but we prefer his slinkily sexy honeymoon dance in 1995’s Breaking The Waves. It steals the show like the rebels stole the Death Star plans!
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German-born Clemens Schick goes skinning dipping in Cindy liebt mich nicht(2010) and still can’t seem to keep his clothes on, baring it all in Futuro Beach (2014) in a scene that's is hotter than the flames on Mustafar!
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Alex Lawther, who plays a Star Wars character named Rick, made his nude debut night swimming in Departure (2015) with an artsy underwater shot of the youthful Brit’s best parts. Leia’s buns got nothin’ on these sweet cheeks!
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And Robert Emms, another Chernobyl alum who also swims in the buff in The Living And The Dead (2016) shows up in Andor as Supervisor Jones. In our next life, we’re gonna ask to be bodies of water so naked men will just jump into us.
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Here’s hoping these Andor-able men prove to be Jedi in the streets and Sith in the sheets!
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