Aberdeen (2000)

The Norwegian drama Aberdeen (2000) follows Kaisa (Lena Headley), a young and successful London-based lawyer that often enjoys the pleasure and excitement of cocaine-fueled one-night stands with complete strangers. But then again, who doesn't? Her carefree life of self-indulgence hits a roadblock when her dying, hospital-dwelling mother Helen (Charlotte Rampling) makes a dying wish all the way from Scotland: she wants Kaisa to fly to Norway and bring her estranged, alcoholic father Tomas (Stellan Skarsgård) to the hospital to see her before she kicks the bucket. But her mom really doesn’t want to see Tomas, she just concocted the father-retrieving plan in hopes of getting daughter and dad to bond by forcing them to kick it together. When the short-fused Kaisa gets them kicked off of the plane, the two get a car and hit the highway making the trip much longer than anticipated. Along the way they cross paths with Clive (Ian Hart), a sweet taxi driver that helps the two get back to the hospital. It's a road trip movie about a distant and often drunk dad bonding with his adult daughter whose daddy issues have her hooking up with tons of dudes. But that doesn't mean there wasn't anything sexy in it. No stranger to nudity, Stellan Skarsgård teases a glimpse at his ass in two scenes, along with a healthy look at his hog in the shower. Tomas is a bit of a wino, so much so that Kaisa is cool handing him a glass of whiskey in the shower. She pulls back the curtain, and he doesn't even try to hide his dangling dong. Here's some hair of the dog. Nice big, hairy hog! She's already seen it though, since when he took a drunken piss in the woods, he passes out and she has to save him. We even see his ass crack when he's being held up by two strong dudes when he can't even walk! He might not be a great dad, but those buns and that pecker are very nice! Thanks for the eyeful of your flaccid fellow, Stellan! Aberdeen is all about that peen!