The Disappearance of Alice Creed (2009)

In his debut film, writer and director J. Blakeson, who is mysterious enough to hide his first name, crafted a twisty and tense thriller with The Disappearance of Alice Creed (2009). In the film that's totally unrelated to the boxing movies, Vic (Eddie Marsan) and Danny (Martin Compston) are a pair of ex-cons with devious minds and a lot of free time. After soundproofing the walls of their small apartment, the troublesome twosome hit the streets looking for a victim. Vic and Danny nab the titular character, Alice Creed (Gemma Arterton) and hold her for ransom. Good thing Alice’s family has a lot of money, because the kidnappers ask for two million pounds in exchange for Alice’s safe return. While we watch them chain Alice to a bed and degrade her by not even letting her up to go to the bathroom, it sure looks like they hate her. Only, it ends up one of them loves her. Yes, when she pops off one of their ski masks, Alice recognizes Danny as her lover. He claims he was planning on double-crossing Vic and getting all sorts of money for the two of them, because her dad was too full of greed to give money to Miss Creed. Is that true, or did he make it up on the spot? Over the course of the movie, she'll need to figure that out, as will his partner in crime Vic. But what about the dick? Mindgames give way to sex games a few times in the movie, including when we see both Martin and Eddie strip down and show ass while preparing for the kidnapping. That'll have you fapping! Later, Martin will go full frontal while railing Alice, only for her to flip the script and leave him naked and cuffed to the bed. With those bad boy butt shots, the movie should be called The Disappearance of Your Hand Down Your Pants!