Thirteen (2016)

Intended to last just a single season in 2016, the British TV series Thirteen finds twenty-six-year-old Ivy Moxam (Jody Comer) walking out of a house and into the world. For many this would be a typical, daily event, but Ivy was kidnapped thirteen years ago and has not left that house in all that time. At least, that's what she claims. After alerting the police and becoming a media sensation, she tracks down her teen crush Tim (Aneurin Barnard) only to realize that the police don't believe her. DNA confirms she's the missing girl from all those years back, but when they find a passport, the cops become convinced Ivy's kidnapper let her outside all the time, and that she might even be involved in the kidnapping of another girl named Phoebe. When Ivy's story increasingly fails to check out and the man who kidnapped her (Peter McDonald) remains on the lam, the entire nation is left wondering if she was really the victim of a horrific kidnapping, a willing accomplice to some atrocious crimes, or both. There is no mystery as to how hot Joe Layton is when he shows off his body in his underwear. He and his lady are in bed trying to get frisky when they are interrupted by Ivy. She's having nightmares, so Joe moves to the couch, letting us see his strong upper body and nice ass in his tight underwear as he grabs a blanket and leaves the room. Later, Ivy's creepy captor Peter McDonald captures her again and makes Ivy bathe him, which gives us a great peek at his buns when she grabs a gun and turns the tables on her captor. Sure, he's a horrible person, but with his slick backed hair, lean torso and tight tush, we can't help but wish he'd snatch us up! Mr. Man hasn't been thirsty like that since he was Thirteen!