Brazilian babe Thyago Alves had an amazing movie debut, showing his butt and Speedo bulge as the titular character in the homoerotic drama David’s Birthday (2009). What a hunk! Unfortunately for us, Thyago’s acting career appears to be on hold. In 2011, the handsome dude appeared in the Italian comedy Finalmente la felicità, and we haven’t seen him again. Thyago, Thyago, wherefore art thou Thyago!