David's Birthday (2009)

No matter the genre, film fans love to celebrate cinematic birthdays — whether it’s being thrilled by the thriller Birthday Girl (2001) or crying while watching the drama Henry Gamble’s Birthday Party (2015). We also love to scream while seeing the horror flicks Bloody Birthday (1981) and Happy Birthday (2016). Plus, Mr. Man gets his wish when admiring the skin in David’s Birthday (2009). The Italian Riviera serves as the backdrop for the romantic pic. Diego (Alessandro Gassman) and Shary (Michela Cescon) are a married couple who rent a luxurious home by the sea, which they’re sharing with their good friends Matteo (Massimo Poggio) and Francesca (Maria de Medeiros). Everything is perfectly fine until Diego and Shary’s hunky son David (Thyago Alves) comes for a visit. Like your peen, complications will arise when Matteo crushes hard on David. Indeed, we get to see plenty of male nudity! Mr. Poggio shows off his muscular back and bare buns when his character jerks off in the shower. If that’s not arousing enough, the skintastic actor later goes full frontal when in bed with the equally naked Thyago. Not only do these nude dudes expose their junk and testies, they reveal their homoerotic tendencies. Obviously, their sexual positions threaten Francesca’s wifely role. Who wants a hubby if he has a chubby for someone else? As the married man loses control of his libido, a tragic end is in sight. In other words, the only one who is likely to experience a happy ending is you!