Todo menos la chica (2002)

Thanks to the writing and directing skills of Jesús R. Delgado, Todo menos la chica (2002) is a wild comedy featuring Álex Angulo, Diego París, María Adánez, Nathalie Seseña, Ramón Barea, Rulo Pardo, and a bunch of dudity. Also known as Everything except the girl, this skinternational flick features dialogue in Spanish yet whenever the actors appear in the buff, there’s no need for subtitles! But before we hump the bun, we mean jump the gun, let’s talk a little about the slot, we mean plot. The action kicks in when a neighborhood becomes riddled with dope and dopes. As such, do-gooders work to clean up the streets and return things to normalcy. They also happen across a drug-fueled party, and end up participating in the kinky shenanigans. “What kinky shenanigans are those?” you ask. Bizarre games with blindfolds, water and more lead to both Juan (Liberto Rabal) and Ángel (Fernando Guillén Cuervo) doffing their duds. These guys expose their skin (dong and all!) while filming a crazy show. In other words, the sexy Spaniards raise their freak flags as they lower their drawers. When Señor Rabal and Señor Cuervo reveal their collective pecs, pubes, balls, cocks and buns, they steam up the screen. It’s a sight for sore eyes — and a soft peen! No doubt, their skintastic antics will raise your interest — among other things! That’s why Yanks in the United States are adding these foreign assets to their spank banks. What can we say? It’s a flesh fiesta!