We've been waiting for dick on TV for a little while now and we are happy to report that we got it - just not in the places we were actually anticipating it. Keep reading to see who showed what this last week on the boob tube.
Let's start with the most-anticipated show for dudity:Euphoria. We already covered that there were going to be 30 (some say 80 now) dicks in the pilot ALONE. Well, would it surprise you to learn that there were actually zero dicks? Sigh. It's true. We did not see real cock. We instead sawEric Dane's prosthetic penis in a rather blurry shot.
We did, however, get great shots ofAlgee Smith's butt. That's something to feel euphoric about!
The Spanish Princessis back with some rather tame nudity in the form of shirtless hunksOlly RixandRuairi O’Connorwho honestly look super seductive playing with balls. Literal balls! Get your heads out of the gutter.
The sexy BET showGames People Playgave us more of what we like to see: shirtlessSarunas J. Jackson. Damn, he looks good. We definitely want this delicious piece of man meat to take off his shorts and give us some more.
CLAWSis back and giving us more sex scenes between TV's oddest couple.Dean Norrissports his boxers asEvan Daiglewears a gimp suit. Evan then gets behind Dean who keeps his shirt on for their short sex scene.
Finally,Jettpremiered and gave us a lot of new men to drool over.Anthony T. Solanogives us full frontal when he enters the hallway nude with a gun, but we're focused on the heat he's packing between his legs. He gets shot and falls naked to the floor, but the D was worth it while it lasted.
Other hotties in this episode include shirtlessMichael AronovandMustafa Shakirwho will make our jets launch.
