You asked and we answered! Today we're finally pitting two of the zaddiest zaddies in all the land against each other for a hot and hairy Battle of the Bulge. Russell Crowe and Gerard Butler both have scruffy beards and stacked muscular bods, and both have no problem showing off all of their hard work at the gym on screen in their naughty nude roles. Check out the GUYlights from both of these bangable babes and use the Twitter poll to VOTE for who wins this Battle of the Bulge! This is the dick measuring contest we've been waiting for...