You gotta love films that pose a question in their titles. The Spanish dark comedy What Have I Done to Deserve This? (1984) is set in Madrid, Spain during the 80s and follows Gloria (Carmen Maura), a desperate chick that lives in a garbage apartment right off the highway with her husband, Antonio (Ángel de Andrés López), their two children, and her mother-in-law (Chus Lampreave). When Gloria is not popping pills and hanging out with her hooker friend Cristal (Verónica Forqué), she earns a living working as a maid. Needless to say, things aren't going well, but Gloria’s life is somehow made even worse by her cab driver hubby’s open desire for a long-lost love that became a famous German singer (Katia Loritz). Plus, her mother-in-law is a strange bird that is addicted to bottled water and cupcakes. The film takes a real turn for the weird when Gloria kills her cad of husband with a ham bone, a crime that is only witnessed by Money, her in-law’s lizard. Throw in a perverted dentist looking to trade a night with a twelve-year old boy (Miguel Angel Herranz) for a few fillings, the forged memoirs of Hitler, her son (Juan Martinez) selling heroin to finance his farmer dreams, and an impotent police officer, and you’ve got the makings of a crazy film. Luis Hostalot manages to cut through the craziness by showing complete nudity during a shower sex scene. It's not exactly a monster dong, but we know Gloria appreciated seeing Luis in all his glory! That petite pecker shot had us inevitably asking, What Have I Done to Deserve This? The answer? Sat through a super confusing movie. That’s the price we’re willing to pay to see some penis!