Our last Who'd You Rather Blow turned out the way Gay Gawd intended when ginger Creamsicle Cameron Monaghan beat out Jeremy Allen White. Thank you so much to all those who voted! But that's now the past. Today we're focusing our attention on the insanely sexy new penis campaign from penis powerhouse Calvin Klein. Both sassy songstress Shawn Mendes and rom-com superstar NoahCentineo strip down to their Calvin's for their porniest looks to date, and the Internet... she shook!
The twenty-year-old Mendes kicked off the campaign last week, and you can read mythirst bucket musings over his multiple crotch shots here. Today Centineo joined in on the fun, and while I'd love to be a legendstanning legends, we unfortch have to pit these two against each other. Were you, hypothetically, only able to insert either Noah or Shawn's fat penis into your wanting mouth,which penis would you choose?! Check out their pics and let us know in the poll!
Which bulge is it going to be?
— Mr Man (@MrMan) February 19, 2019
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Photo Credit: Shawn Mendes Instagram, Mr. Man
