Zeta One (1969)

Zeta One (1969) is a sexy, swingin' flick with a wild backstory for a skin filled movie about a race of topless women. Looking to capitalize on looser nudity rules and the plethora of James Bond knockoffs blowing up at the time, a sort of nerdy nudie magazine called Zeta had been putting out a comic strip about a spy tracking down a race of topless aliens. Alternatively known as The Love Slaves and The Love Factor, Tigon British Film Productions created this adaptation starring Robin Hawdon as James Word, a British spy who spent some time tracking a military man named Major Bourdon (James Robertson Justice) looking for secrets. From his time spent trailing the Major, James realizes that there's a race of busty, topless aliens from the planet Angvia (it's a vaj anagram) who kidnap busty women from earth and turn them into members of their race. Ted Strain (Wendy Lingham) is a jiggly-jugged stripper who is their next target, and James is going to make sure that doesn't happen whether the government likes it or not! It's all Double D's and bad 007 knockoffs in this skin flick! So, why are we talking about it here? Don't worry - there are also topless men in this flick! The ultra-hot Robin Hawdon disrobes to show off his stunning upper body when the mustachioed ball of machismo makes a phone call in a cool swivel chair. He should never be allowed to wear a shirt with pecs like that! Swivel over here, Robin, and help us "repopulate". Later, Robin will lie back and be served some drinks by a bevel of busty babes holding beverages. Those abs are making us thirsty! In a Word, that spy is stunning! Thanks to James' skin, Zeta One will have you rubbing one out!