Now that we’ve sufficiently reminisced about the best parts of 2022, it’s time to start getting amped up for all the sexiness this new year will bring. There are a ton of exciting titles slated for release and we’re highlighting the five that are sure to heat up the screen in 2023.
Infinity Pool
Coming out on January 27th, we can already see in the trailer that this sci-fi horror film from legendary director David Cronenberg’s son Brandon has got the always satisfying Alexander Skarsgård stripping down and kinking it up on an island vacation that turns violent. We pretty sure that means the chance of us checking out his beautiful booty again (and maybe even his sausage and Swedish meatballs) is pretty good.
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Magic Mike’s Last Dance
Channing Tatum takes his final bow as our favorite male stripper beginning February 10th when the third installment of the Magic Mike franchise is released. The trailer promises the chiseled Channing with a new crop of athletic dancers doing body rolls on a London stage for your viewing pleasure. We hate to see him go but we love to watch him leave!
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Creed III
Michael B. Jordan returns as boxer Adonis Creed on March 3rd and if that wasn’t enough, he’s bringing the ridiculously sculpted Jonathan Majors with him as the two face off both inside and out of the ring. With this and the upcoming Marvel flick Ant-Man and The Wasp: Quantumania, Jonathan may be THE major star of 2023.
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Gen V
Scheduled for “sometime in 2023”, this spinoff of Amazon’s hit anti-superhero series The Boys boasts a skin-credible lineup of hotties in its cast, including Jessie T. Usher, Chance Perdomo (who sported some bodacious bulges in Ride and Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, respectively), Marco Pigossi, who bared his Brazilian buns in Tidelands, and brawny nepo baby Patrick Schwarzenegger. If this new show has anything like the original, we’re in for some super nudity!
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Barbie
It’s one of the most highly anticipated movies of the year, starring real life doll Ryan Gosling as Ken, plus the sexy Simu Liu in an unnamed role. Will director Greta Gerwig answer our prayers and make the famous toy… anatomically correct? We’ll know July 21st!
