The Boys (2019)

Debuting in 2019, Amazon Prime's The Boys is the antidote to a sea of superhero stuff that depict goody-two-shoes good guys only using their powers to fight for truth, justice and all that other junk. Based on the comic book of the same name, the show takes place in an alternative version of 2006 America where superpowered humans are greedy and narcissistic celebrities who make money working for Vought International. The most famous of these people are "The Seven," a gang of thugs whose marketing team have America convinced they're great people despite doing all sorts of treacherous things. Their leader is Homelander (Antony Starr), a stars and stripes adorned Superman knockoff who is secretly an evil human being willing to kill anyone who stands in his way. When one of the members of The Seven, the ultra-fast A-Train (Jessie T. Usher) accidentally kills his girlfriend, Hughie Campbell (Jack Quaid) meets up with "The Boys," a CIA sponsored vigilante group led by Billy Butcher (Karl Urban) who do their best to take down The Seven and expose their many misdeeds. These two sides are constantly facing off, but when one side is both superpowered and super beloved by the community, it's a tall task for the boys to even make a dent in their popularity without ending up super dead. A very adult take on the superhero genre, The Boys here are really worth watching because they love to take off their clothes. Tomer Capone was willing to show off his buns while tied up and tortured, while seeing David Andrews shirtless sure had us drooling. Oh boy, would we like a night with them. Dave Andrews is blindfolded and tied up when a woman is on top of him until she morphs into full-bodied Dan Darin-Zanco who keeps riding him for a little switcheroo-goo. Lucky Dave! As "The Deep" who is basically Aquaman, the sexy Chace Crawford shows his tan-lined tush when he is fondling himself in front of a woman while wearing no pants. We see that ass again as The Deep goes balls deep in a lucky lady, and even has a chat with an octopus in the middle of putting it in her! Jensen Ackles shows his buns walking through the fog as a soldier being enhanced, which had our hands down our pants. Since it's a superhero show, there are all sorts of buff dudes showing off their muscles, but in terms of dong, it's Alex Hassell and Brett Geddes who give us the full-frontal action we've been waiting for. Take a look at their powerful penises as they participate in an orgy and use their invisibility powers to creep on some ladies in the bathroom! And if you don't mind CGI cock, there's even a scene where the superhero known as Love Sausage, played by Andrew Jackson, uses his massive man muscle to choke a dude. We've gagged on some giant ones before, but that's ridiculous! We wish some of The Boys were willing to turn us into men!